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    Default An elderly couple in church

    Dave Broughton


    An elderly couple, Lucy & John, were recently attending church services.

    About halfway through the service, Lucy took a pen and paper out of
    her purse, and wrote a note and handed it to John .

    ... The note said:" I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?"

    John scribbled back, " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."


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    excellent!!

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