I was out in the yard doing chores last night and my 7 1/2 year old son was out there with me. We look up and see a turkey parading through the yard at a mere 30 meters. The conversation goes like this:
Me: Dusty, Look! (whispering of course)
Him: Go get your gun and shoot it!!
Me: You can't, its not turkey season.
Him: Well shoot it with your bow.