Some Texans have no fear.....

[rembrandt]

Heres evidence.....

[rembrandt]

At age two, I was discovered on the Palestine to Elkhart Hwy buck naked and a hobo grabbed me up right before a semi ran over me......

[wassaw]

that's why we have the death penalty, perverted hobo's grabbing up naked two year olds!!!!

[rembrandt]

that's why we have the death penalty, perverted hobo's grabbing up naked two year olds!!!!

Hey man...that dude saved my life. I was drowning one time too and I had gone down twice and the third time I fought but gave up and a 15 year old girl pulled me out by the hair of my head....I think I was 5 at the time........Her name was Jenkins of Elkhart! Can't remember her first name....

[wassaw]

Jeez Remmi, i was just playing.

i got pulled out of a pool by a hot chick when i was 5 also.... all i remember is thinking all my friends are doing it and then i couldn't breath and a vision of a Goddess jumping in the pool. next thing i know i'm grounded and scared to go in the pool. (apartments in Spring,TX some time in the late 60's)

now i drink beer because alcohol is lighter than water

[rembrandt]

Jeez Remmi, i was just playing.

i got pulled out of a pool by a hot chick when i was 5 also.... all i remember is thinking all my friends are doing it and then i couldn't breath and a vision of a Goddess jumping in the pool. next thing i know i'm grounded and scared to go in the pool. (apartments in Spring,TX some time in the late 60's)

now i drink beer because alcohol is lighter than water

LOL...hey wassaw, don't EVER take me serious......that is unless its about a good bow or arrows.....well, I can't remember if my goddess was a hot chick or not but her sister was. She was a thin little gal no body looked at till she turned 15 and boy did she fill out and look good......I didn't try to date her tho, I was already interested in another 15 year old that turned me on.....

[TX Rattlesnake]

Heres evidence.....

I sure wish my mom had never posted my baby picture on the net.

[Sean]

I sure wish my mom had never posted my baby picture on the net.

Its sad that you still have those floppy ears and big hump on your back.

[wassaw]

Ziiiiinng

man that was a good one!!

Its sad that you still have those floppy ears and big hump on your back.

[kydirtbag]

Its sad that you still have those floppy ears and big hump on your back.

That is friggin' hilarious! I don't care who you are.
ROFLMAO

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