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[tomkat04]

A couple days later I called up the court house to find out what the fine was for my ticket. I about died when she told me $1200. They charge by the inch.

Dang V, $400 an inch is outrageous!!!

[ntypicl11]

Dang V, $400 an inch is outrageous!!!

I heard in his state it's 1200 bucks an inch

[ntypicl11]

Nope Googled it, 2400 ROFLMAO

[Sean]

Nope Googled it, 2400 ROFLMAO

[vhunter]

I knew somehow I was going to screw up the punch line. I fixed it now.

[HORSEMOVER]

Does a bear crap in the woods?

[Sean]

I have a hankering for some spankering.

[Karbon]

Ya I did that once. It cost me big time.

I had been drinking a little, not a lot just a couple beers. Well I was driving home from hunting and had to stop to take a piss. I pulled over on the side of a dirt road to relieve myself. Well I no more than started to go and a car starts coming from the other direction. Well it gets closer and I see flashing lights. Well the cop walks up and ask if I had been drinking. I told him I had a couple. So being the nice cop he was he gave me a choice. He said I can either give you a breathalyzer or give you a ticket for indecent exposure. Well knowing that a couple actually meant about 5, I decided to take the ticket for indecent exposure.

A couple days later I called up the court house to find out what the fine was for my ticket. I about died when she told me $1200. They charge a $100 an inch.

LOL...very funny. A lie, but funny.

I though I read in the paper Dan was fined $250.
He claimed it was a chilly night.

[HORSEMOVER]

LOL...very funny. A lie, but funny.

I though I read in the paper Dan was fined $250.
He claimed it was a chilly night.

Is that like the Seinfeld shrinkage thing?

[ntypicl11]

More Like Ron White, in a canoe! I don't remember it being that cold?