highjack

**P.Smash** · 10-29-2010, 11:57 AM

You ever take a chick home from the bar and the next morning she wont leave?

I had a 3 week one night stand once.

**HORSEMOVER** · 10-29-2010, 11:59 AM

If you throw a boomerang and it doesn't return...what happened to it?

**P.Smash** · 10-29-2010, 02:10 PM

I'd like to be a bigtime gangsta rapper....for a week or so. Just think of all the big booty :censored2:......

**P.Smash** · 10-29-2010, 02:33 PM

Catfish love worms......why? It's not like catfish can go out in the yard and dig 'em up.......

**P.Smash** · 10-29-2010, 02:34 PM

Who was the first guy to squeeze a cow's teet and say "I'm gonna drink whatever comes out of this thing!"....

**dch3k** · 10-29-2010, 02:35 PM

Originally Posted by P.Smash

Who was the first guy to squeeze a cow's teet and say "I'm gonna drink whatever comes out of this thing!"....

ewwwwwwwwwwww..but true

**P.Smash** · 10-29-2010, 04:07 PM

Do Canadians really call each other "Hoser"?

**Garin22** · 10-29-2010, 08:32 PM

I ate too much cheese and gummy bears! Please help. It is starting to hurt and been over a week since... Well you know

**tomkat04** · 10-29-2010, 09:06 PM

I just sold my Strother SR-71. What was I thinking????

**woodbooger** · 10-29-2010, 11:11 PM

you were thinking purely

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