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[P.Smash]

...id love to but they're calling for 'the possibility' of severe thunderstorms w/ tornados! I should risk it anyway...

Dayum...a gust of wind just pushed my truck up on two tires.

Those Gustnados are dangerous buggers. Watch out bro, we dont want any tragedies during love week.

[Tikobravi]

Those Gustnados are dangerous buggers. Watch out bro, we dont want any tragedies during love week.

Im sittin tight amigo...readying myself for tomorrow. For some odd reason saying 'tomorrow', makes me want to break out into song. "The sun'll come out Tomorrow...Tomorrow! Tomorrow! I love ya tomorrow, you're only a dayz away!"

Hey vato, you're creeping up on 5k...whatcha gonna do?

[Tikobravi]

Plucking nose hairs makes my eyes tear up...next fight I get in, I think im gonna pull my opponents nose hairs.

[Natural Dad]

Have I ever mentioned the fact that I have Mexican friends??

[Tikobravi]

Have I ever mentioned the fact that I have Mexican friends??

Ive got a few white friends...but to put things nicely, I dont trust them.

[Tikobravi]

If I had a blowgun with tranquilizer darts, I would undoubtably abuse it.

[HORSEMOVER]

Could anyone recommend a good taZer? I promise to not use it this week.

[P.Smash]

I want a flamethrower. I can think of thousands of household uses. Burning leaves, starting the charcoal grill, killing unwanted neighborhood deer chasing dogs

I mean really, why should I have to walk that far to start a fire?

[HORSEMOVER]

A bazooka could come in handy too.

[P.Smash]

A bazooka could come in handy too.

You bet.....if you ever got audited by the IRS, that thing laying on the desk might make the audit go a little quicker

Although you might get arrested. But a bulldozer idling outside the office may speed the process up.


I wonder if "spud" is Spanish for annoying little dog that wont shut up?
Tiko, little help on this one?