Elk everywhere

[swiffer]

So after thinking I am just going to shoot the first bull i see, i go for chinese food and i get two fortune cookies that both tell me to increase my expectations and success will come my way. Then I go check on the land where I hunt and see that there is a huge bull running a large herd. Now I am confused on what to do.
I am becoming obsessed with elk, I just saw a lonely cow walking and thought to myself "MILF".....i think i am becoming an Elkaholic.....do I need help?

[Darik]

What I wouldn't give to have that dilema!