Eight Words Women Use

[jschulz]

That's 85% of my wife's vocabulary.

[Maybee-R]

Thats it. the same things my wife says daily. now I have a better understanding i might save a bump from flying objects. Thanks!

[AnimalWorksTaxidermy]

you hit the nail on the head with those 8 words

[vyrtual]

Love it.

But I think there needs to be a 1)b. Variation of the word "Fine".

The "are you ok hun?"
"oh, I'm FINE"
This means the opposite of fine, it means anywhere between now and the next few years this can (and will) come back to bite you in the rear. And at the random moment in your future when it does come up again, you'd better remember exactly what she's talking about, or you're in for it.
Be wary of "I'm FINE"!!

Another would be
"Do you think she's pretty?"
*warning!! DANGER WILL ROBINSON, DANGER!!!!**
The ONLY way out of this is to not answer! I would suggest fainting, or faking a heart attack.
The only *semi* acceptable answer would be:
"What girl? I didn't notice anyone, I was too busy appreciating YOU "
But most likely she will see through this line of bull and you're dead.

[bowhunter]

How about; I'll use that sometime, put it up in the bedroom. 9 years from now it is still lost and nobody cares anyway since nobody needed for anything anyway!!

[xtine93]

Yeah Whatever - Meaning: you'll pay someday

[Pulse76]

Or how about when they say "I don't want anything for my birthday this year." Which really translates to "I'm not going to tell you what to get me, but you better pick out something nice, or you'll be on my crap list for the next year!". It is so annoying that they have their own secret woman code.....whatever they say, they usually mean the opposite....and us men are supposed to pick up on it?