Practical jokes at work??

[norsask elite]

Who's got a good one? I'll share one of my favorites. Working for a grain elevator/fertilizer repair company our work used to take us on the road all the time. Different crews would get together to do the job, most often crews from different provinces would be put together. One guy thought it would be funny to put a ladies thong in my suitcase. He didn't know that I did my own laundry and found his surprise. The following week I acted like nothing happened and had his roommate plant them in his bag the morning we went home. I got a call from his angry girlfriend asking if this was the case. I convinced her to go along with it quickly and to keep sounding angry while I told her the story and asked her to go along with it. She did and the poor guy suffered. She let the gag run along time and was really good too! She eventually let him in on it and he let me have it on the phone and you could hear his girlfriend in the background telling him to,"Man up and deal, you started it!" Good times, good times!!

[gotaluvthospens]

i work at a print production place and while i'm too much of a wimp to pull my own jokes...my friends had a good one the other day....

The guy that does our part ordering for the print presses was out and his back up is a spastic, easily angered guy... the press guys made up a list of parts that needed to be ordered. some of the stuff was real but a lot of the parts were made up. like elliptical shaft thruster, rod expansion heads, and nob lubricant. the fill-in guy spent a good part of his day searching for parts that didn't exist and I'm sure he got laughed at on the phone asking if anyone carried those parts.

[norsask elite]

i work at a print production place and while i'm too much of a wimp to pull my own jokes...my friends had a good one the other day....

The guy that does our part ordering for the print presses was out and his back up is a spastic, easily angered guy... the press guys made up a list of parts that needed to be ordered. some of the stuff was real but a lot of the parts were made up. like elliptical shaft thruster, rod expansion heads, and nob lubricant. the fill-in guy spent a good part of his day searching for parts that didn't exist and I'm sure he got laughed at on the phone asking if anyone carried those parts.

That's a good one! We used to pull the skyhook one with young new guys as part of initiation to the construction world. EVERYONE should help promote fun in the workplace. Some do get carried away like my first post. YOU CAN DO IT! Your mission today, should you choose to accept it, will be to pull a small pratcical joke. Start small and get bigger!A little cheerleader to help encourage you! And a little of this to remember consequences lol

[tim doll]

Iv'e done something like that, sending a guy back to the shop for the military bearing grease,, things like that,, my favorite is when a new guy came in and I told him that he had to shake this "special" paint can until the ball stopped rattling,,,, lol He sat there and shook that thing for an hour.....

[norsask elite]

My brother-in-law is an electrician and used to work in the oilpatch in Alberta. The funniest one they had was a green kid started with them and they had a voltage drop at one location and they were working on it and the kid kept getting in the way, so they gave the kid a plastic bucket to catch all the invisible voltage drops leaking out of a PLC. They also told him that if any hit the floor they would cause an explosion. They left him for a couple of hours until the foreman showed up and asked the kid what he was doing. When the kid told the foreman what he was doing the foreman called in the three guys, including my B-I-L, and was trying to yell at them all for wasting time while dieing of laughter.

[michaelpierce40]

I used work in the auto industry. On my lunch I went to the novelty store and bought package called fart in a can. In my office I had a old school air tube system for transporting paperwork to the parts department. I opened the container and squirted a rather large amount of fart in a can into the container and sent it to the parts department. All of the mechanics that worked for me were laughing their off when the parts manager showed upwe proceded to yell and scream at the top of his lungs about how bad the smell was in the entire parts departmen:censored2: I was laughing so hard I fell off my stool Merry Christmas everyone

[vyrtual]

lol that "invisible voltage" was hillarious!

We used to mess with new kids we'd hire at some of the bars I ran. One of the more innocent things we'd do was on the first friday night we'd have them work, we'd wait until the end of the night when we were about to take the hundreds of bottles to the bin, we'd tell them that they couldn't be recycled with the limes in the corona bottles and every night they had to use the "lime extractor" to get them all out. Lol we had this one girl running around the bar for an hour looking for an "extractor" to pull the limes out of the bottles.
Sometimes we'd get the doormen to pick up their car and put it on top of this big concrete block. We filled the owners car with french fries once lol. I don't know how many times I've been attacked with this darn hose we used to clean the sinks.

[gotaluvthospens]

I used work in the auto industry. On my lunch I went to the novelty store and bought package called fart in a can. In my office I had a old school air tube system for transporting paperwork to the parts department. I opened the container and squirted a rather large amount of fart in a can into the container and sent it to the parts department. All of the mechanics that worked for me were laughing their off when the parts manager showed upwe proceded to yell and scream at the top of his lungs about how bad the smell was in the entire parts departmen:censored2: I was laughing so hard I fell off my stool Merry Christmas everyone

that's pretty funny.... however the fact that some place manufactures this...fart in a can product..... that's just hilarious.

[vhunter]

I may have done a few.

We have black phones at work. So I took my bosses phone and put black grease around the ear piece. He walked around half the day with a black ring around his ear. When he finally noticed it he asked me about it. Well him and a guy named john are always joke around with each other, so I told him I saw John go into his office. Well he got John back. 2 for 1. Yes.

I had a new guy a few years back that was Asian. He spoke broke up English at best. His name was Hung. Well I keeped telling Hung to watch out for Mike because Mike was Gay and liked young Asian men ( Total lie but funny), well this went one for a few weeks. Well Mike decided to get a group off guys together to go out on a fishing charter. So I went and told hung, that what ever he does never go out fishing with Mike. I told him he will take you out on his boat and take advantage of you. I even got some other employees to play along. They told hung there horror stories of going fishing with Mike. Well of course I told Mike, you was clueless to his gay nature, that it would be nice if he asked the new guy hung to go fishing.

You should have seen the look on Hung's face when he asked him. Priceless. No, No, I not go fishing with you. I never laughed so hard in my life.

[swampybuck]

i'm a electrician, we were doing a couple floors in the constellation energy building for their lawyers, well a greenie started one day and i told him, he needed to go up three floors and ask this guy for the wire stretcher, and some sky hooks, well he goes and at first he said the guy looked at him crazy and then said so and so had it last and was 5 floors down, somebody eventually told him it was a joke, well i waited a couple days then proceeded to tell him, that in every new bucket of wire eze , there is a pair of kleins at the bottom, of course he picked a bucket that they forgot to put them in at the factory