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Jerry/NJ
12-13-2007, 10:16 PM
Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are:"Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:

When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 41 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was 39 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.

Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 41 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, a nd best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

Michael
12-13-2007, 10:26 PM
I will give these ideas a try. Another one that works for me, is to try to sell them something. I tell them I have an old buick that I would make them a good deal on, that is always good enough to get the ol' dial tone.

When credit card companies call, I tell them how thankful I am they called and that I am pre-approved because I got fired from my job a couple of months back, and REALLY need some money.

L-train
12-13-2007, 10:32 PM
Great Ideas Jerry, I just printed that out for the bullitin board.
I got a good way to get rid of the jehovahs witnesses coming to the door, huh Michael. Not sure if its appropriate on the forum though.

Michael
12-13-2007, 10:34 PM
:eek::eek: Oh no! Please, NO PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!

L-train
12-13-2007, 10:37 PM
:eek::eek: Oh no! Please, NO PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!!

The servers arent BIG enough for a pic of IT:p:p:p:p:p:p:p

Michael
12-13-2007, 10:38 PM
Be right back, I gotta' find my wadders.

L-train
12-13-2007, 11:08 PM
What are wadders?:D

Tough Antler Tees
12-13-2007, 11:14 PM
What are wadders?:D

There boots that are as tall as ladders!:D

Dave Nowlin
12-14-2007, 12:48 AM
They're easy enough to get rid of. Ask the Witnesses if they pray for the President and other leaders of our country daily. They will quickly tell you they don't believe in participating in government. Mention to them that they need to read their Bibles. We are commanded to pray for those in authority over us daily. They won't come back.
Dave Nowlin

Dilligaf
12-14-2007, 02:08 AM
What a great idea i've got some of those pre paid envelopes around hear somewere.

Soumi
12-14-2007, 09:08 AM
When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 41 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was 39 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.


This is a great idea! I'll put it to use right away.

I've been letting telemarketers hang on the line for many years now. Some time ago they couldn't disconnect you and if your line was off, it kept theirs tied up as well. I remember keeping one particular obnoxious telescammers line tied up for over an hour. I could here him screaming from across the room to hang up the phone. :D

Got to remember the no answer thing and ####### key thing now.

And Jehovas, I just get out my Bible and sit them down. Same with Mormons. Always like a good debate and they never seem to come back, although I wouldn't mind if one came back sometime actually wanting to hear more of the truth. ;)

Elite_Brad
12-14-2007, 02:43 PM
I enjoy messing with telemarketers. I had one trying to sell me a mortgage on a building I don't even own. I told him that I didn't need a mortgage since I paid cash for all of my properties. I let it slip that the money came from my drug smuggling and how much I was pulling in and other B.S.. He started to stammer not knowing what to say and he finally hung on me. He called back a few minutes earlier trying really hard to sell me multiple mortgages. :D :D I brushed him off and hung up.

Scablands
12-14-2007, 08:20 PM
Tips for Handling Telemarketers

Three Little Words That Work !!

(1)The three little words are:"Hold On, Please..."

Saying this, while putting down your phone and walking off (instead of hanging-up immediately) would make each telemarketing call so much more time-consuming that boiler room sales would grind to a halt.

Then when you eventually hear the phone company's "beep-beep-beep" tone, you know it's time to go back and hang up your handset, which has efficiently completed its task.

These three little words will help eliminate telephone soliciting.

(2) Do you ever get those annoying phone calls with no one on the other end?

This is a telemarketing technique where a machine makes phone calls and records the time of day when a person answers the phone.

This technique is used to determine the best time of day for a "real" sales person to call back and get someone at home.

What you can do after answering, if you notice there is no one there, is to immediately start hitting your # button on the phone, 6 or 7 times, as quickly as possible. This confuses the machine that dialed the call and it kicks your number out of their system. Gosh, what a shame not to have your name in their system any longer !!!

(3) Junk Mail Help:

When you get "ads" enclosed with your phone or utility bill, return these "ads" with your payment. Let the sending companies throw their own junk mail away.

When you get those "pre-approved" letters in the mail for everything from credit cards to 2nd mortgages and similar type junk, do not throw away the return envelope.

Most of these come with postage-paid return envelopes, right? It costs them more than the regular 41 cents postage "IF" and when they receive them back. It costs them nothing if you throw them away! The postage was 39 cents before the last increase and it is according to the weight. In that case, why not get rid of some of your other junk mail and put it in these cool little, postage-paid return envelopes.

One of Andy Rooney's (60 minutes) ideas.

Send an ad for your local chimney cleaner to American Express. Send a pizza coupon to Citibank. If you didn't get anything else that day, then just send them their blank application back!
If you want to remain anonymous, just make sure your name isn't on anything you send them.

You can even send the envelope back empty if you want to just to keep them guessing! It still costs them 41 cents.

The banks and credit card companies are currently getting a lot of their own junk back in the mail, but folks, we need to OVERWHELM them. Let's let them know what it's like to get lots of junk mail, a nd best of all they're paying for it...Twice!

Let's help keep our postal service busy since they are saying that e-mail is cutting into their business profits, and that's why they need to increase postage costs again. You get the idea!

I have been doing the first one for quite a while, letting them listen to the TV or music whatever I have going.
Need to try number two.:D
My wife had been mailing back things she didn't want or request for the last few years.
Wo hoo!! I just got one of those calls and the phone is setting there in silence right now, there goes the alarm I have to hang up now.:)

shootstraight
12-14-2007, 09:11 PM
I once received a bill for 4 cents from the phone company, I taped a nickel inside the envelope and told them to make sure and send me my change. :)

Sadly, I never did get my change.