Bottle of Wine

[Scablands]

I just got this in an email from a friend.

Bottle of Wine

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
morning; it's a bad one.

Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them
are hurt.. God works in mysterious ways.

After they crawl out of their cars,the man is yelling about women
drivers; the woman says, 'So you're a man.That's interesting. I'm a
woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live
together in peace for the rest of our days'.

Flat tered, the man replies, 'Oh yes,I agree with you completely, this
must be a sign from God! But your still atfault...women shouldn't be
allowed to drive.'

The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
wants us to drink this wine and celebrate ourgood fortune.'

Then she hands the bottle to theman. The man nods his head in agreement,
opens it and drinks half the bottleand then hands it back to the woman.

The woman takes the bottle and immediatelyputs the cork back on, and
hands it back to the man. The man asks, 'Aren't youhaving any?'

The woman replies, 'No. I think I'lljust wait for the police....'

MORAL OF THE STORY:

Women are clever, evil bitches.
Don't mess with us.

[Scablands]

When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father
died, he decided he needed a woman to enjoy it with. So, one evening he went
to a singles bar where he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen.
Her natural beauty took his breath away.



"I may look like just an ordinary man," he said as he walked up to her, "but
in just a few years, my father will die, and I'll inherit 20 million
dollars. "

Impressed, the woman went home with him and, three days later, she became
his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men...